Random Poem No. 1

(We all made this during maths. The game was to write a sentance, and the next person writes another sentance to rhyme with the previous one, and covers all the lines except the last one up. It kind of went wrong though!)

Hello, my name is Pete McHugh,
I like poo-poo,
Yes I do-do,
Moomoo-moomoo,
I can\'t help it, I gotta go pooh!
Yes Piglet, I need to go see donkey!
Ateehee... ahee, ahee!
Oh, I am really in need of a wee-wee,
I have recently changed my name to Yoday...
I hope that\'s ok.
I like Monday, and Tuesday, and Friday!
Everyday of the week, I lay, and be very gay,
I am gay, and I will forever gay!
I like gays!