This is my remix of r. Kelly\'s trapped in the closet:
7:00 in the morning
n the rays from the sun wakes her
stretching and yarning in a bed that don\'t belong to her
then pat says good morning darling
from the bathroom
then she gets up to see who he is to her surprise its my dude
now she got a dumb look on her face like what have i done?
how could i be so stupid to have laid here til the morning sun
she said she lost the track of time
what in the heck happened last nite?
pat say from the club we came home
got in the bed and got it on
now she\'s there quickly gathering all of her clothes
picking up her hair weave trying to get up out the door
then pat stretched his hands in front of her
saying you can\'t go this way
she looked at him like he was crazy said Patrick move out my way
i got 4 kids at home
pat said please don\'t go out there
Patrick i got to get home
he said my baby-mama\'s coming up the stairs
shh shh quiet hurry up and get in the closet
don\'t you make a sound or something will be going down.
she said why don\'t i just crawl out the window
he say yea except for thing the window is broke
think think alright put me in the closet
now she in my dark ol' closet trying to figure out
how she gone get up out my house
then i walked in and yelled I\'m home
he said honey I\'m in the room
i walked in the room with a smile on my face
saying honey I\'ve been missing you
i hopped all over him he said i took Chanel to your mother\'s
she in the closet saying this man deserves an Oscar
he threw me on the bed and start taking my clothes off
she in the closet like pat i just wanna go home
you\'re not gonna believe it but things get deeper as the story goes on
next thing you know my hair got caught in this girls bra
i tried my best to pull without making my hair brake
but from the way i pulled i could tell it was too late
i hopped up and said there\'s a mystery going on and I\'m gonna solve it
he\'s like god please don\'t let this girl open the closet
i checked in the bathroom and looked behind the door
he said baby come back to bed i said pat say no more
i pulled back the shower curtains now hes biting his nails
so i walked back to the room and now he\'s sweating like hell
i checked under the bed over by the dresser
i looked at the closet
his heart start beating faster
i looked up at the closet
i walked up to the closet
i opened the closet...
this girl had peed in my closet!
