Crap Tuesday

To start off the new tradition of crap tuesday,
You must wake up so late,
Get ready in five minutes,
and ride the bus to school.

Once you get there,
You must find out that you have to run in P.E.
Then comes the pilates.

In English you must find out that you screwed up a project,
yes,
The very same one you spent two and a half hours on the previous night.

Your math teacher must hate you.

Your composure must be blown away.
Murphy's law will be in effect.

Failure to comply with this will result in improper use of crap tuesday.
Therefore, a good day will result.
And who wants that?