15 Things That Will Drive Your Parents Crazy

by LOST iN LOVE   Oct 24, 2005


1. Moo when they say your name
2. Pluck someone's hair out and yell "DNA!"
3. Wear a sticker that says "I'm retarded"
4. Hold their hand and whisper to them, "I see dead people..."
5. Try to swim on the floor.
6. Give yourself a swirly.
7. Run around with a lampshade on your head yelling "THE SUN, ITS DYING!"
8. Have nervous spasms at spontaneous moments.
9. Snort loudly when you laugh, and then laugh harder.
10. Run in circles.
11. Pretend to beat yourself up.
12. Super glue your finger up your nose.
13. Lay face down and chant like an indian tribe.
14. Switch the light button on and off for a while. Then say, "Ohh! I get it!"
15. When you shower or bathe, yell "I'm drowning!"

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  • 18 years ago

    by Erica Jovie©

    THIS IS HALLARIOUS!!!!!! OMG I LAUGHED SO FUGEN' HARD!!! HEY IF U HAVE TIME CAN U CHECK OUT AND COMMENT ON MY FEATURED POEMS! THANX AND KEEP UP THE GREAT WORK!

  • 18 years ago

    by *Jess*

    I think those are just things that drive normal parents crazy:) cuz i did the sticker idea knowing full well that they would laff and agree with me for doing it in the first place and your fact was not in fact a fact.. they laffed and agreed with me :(

  • 18 years ago

    by Katelyn McLaughlin

    Ha you know waht i do when ppl make me laugh really hard? i say"thats a knee slapper" slap my knee then shout "QUACK MOO!" freaks 'em out every time!

  • 18 years ago

    by Megan

    LOL that was so funny. awesome job

  • 18 years ago

    by Jennifer

    I've done all those before and they do work!

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