I have a good friend
He was my best gift ever
His name is Taz
And isn't he clever?
However, he's the only friend that I have that pees on every rug, and every chair leg
He even likes to nuzzle on my favorite shoes
One day he even left a surprise under my bed
When I took a whiff...
All I said was "Shew, Taz! What's up with the doo?!"
Now, look at me...
I'm the one who has to beg!
He's cute, he's cuddly
He's furry, and he's funny
But don't you be mistaken...
He's a dog, not a bunny.
Either way, I love him all the same
So, why have a boyfriend?
A dog's much easier to tame :)~
