LMAOO

Honey, I am home.
Well, I am impressed.
OK, whats up?
I am angry.
Well, I gathered that.

Everything sucks.
Could you be
a little more specific?
I thought I was.

OK, spill it.
I already did.
So hows whats his name.
The same as always.

So whats for dinner?
You tell me.
I was hoping you knew.
Nice to be home.

Anything on the tube?
No, same old reruns.
Where's the remote?
Who knows.

Well, lets talk about it.
Talk about what?
Well, you know.
Know what?

Been out today?
I looked out the window.
Anything interesting?
Not really.

Geez, you going to open?
Open up what?
I found the can opener.
Cool, lets eat.