Oh the reasons why I dont love you, just to state a few, these are to make you pay;
You never listen properly, but can still repeat what I say,
Your lazy, but will always help me
You dont like my clothes, but will tell me I look nice.
You hate my music, but listen to it when Im around.
You hate mornings, but will get up to make me breakfast in bed.
You wont say you love me in front of your friends, but only because its too special to be shared with them.
You cant cook, but will order my favourite takeaway before I get home.
You need your space to sleep, but will always fall to sleep holding me.
You hate me going out on a girls night out; but only because youre worried about us.
You dont get on with my dad, but will read all the sports pages to find something to talk about.