Itch In Your Ditch

Have you ever had an itch in your ditch Where you shake rattle or just twitch

As you hope others are not going to Throw you a pitch

About why you are scratching and Itching in your ditch

Whether a good dig thats deep it must Of been an underwear glitch

And it is not only for the famous and Rich I keep telling my little girl not to Be a snitch

On someone she sees going for that Itch For they only may be having a Good twitch

Or just want to try and hurry and switch Into another pair of panty's that don't itch And cause a great itch in that ditch