Wtf iz this?!

If you eat beans all year,
does the world smell like fart?
if you join a different cult,
will myspace tear out your heart?

with all that weight you gained,
will you get a wife?
if you decide to eat steak,
will you use a knife?

If a problem occurs,
will you visit Oprah?
If you're missing something,
just add a little okra.

do you own pirate ship?
so you can go anywhere?
and then spend days being a craphead
about the seasalt in your hair?

do you live in a town
or live in the city?
are you a calm person,
who happens to feel shitty?

Keep things in persective
think about your membrane.
becuz if you get in a bike wreck.
you go friggin' insane!