Merry Christmas

*not mine i just like it*

Twas the night before Christmas
and all through the house,
Everyone felt sh!tty
Even the mouse.

Dad at the wh0re house,
Mom smoking grass,
I had just settled down
for a nice piece of @$$.

Then out on the lawn
ther arose such a clatter
I sprang from my piece
to see what was the matter

He came down the chimney
like a bat out of h3ll
I knew right away
the fat f*cker fell.

He filled all the stockings
with pretzels and beer
and a big rubber d!ck
for my brother the queer

He rose up the chimney
with one hell of a fart
that son of a b!tch
blew the chimney apart

He swore and cursed
as he flew out of sight
"p!ss on you all
have a h3ll of a night"

*remember: not mine*
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