PLAYING HARMLESS JOKES
THAT TEND TO GIVE PEOPLE STROKES
AND CAUSE THEM TO CROKE
ARE THINGS I OFTEN DO
PEOPLE TELL ME THAT ILL BE SUED
BUT HEY THEY TELL ME THAT ALL THE TIME
LIVING THIS LIFE SHOULD BE A CRIME
IM ALWAYS GETTING CAUGHT
DRINKING BEER AND SMOKING POT
I WAS DONE WITH THIS SHIT
I DONT LIKE THIS PLACE ONE LITTLE BIT
I NOT GOING TO CRY OR POUT BECAUSE I HAVE NO DOUGHT
BECAUSE THIS TIME IM GETTING OUT
I THOUGHT ID PLANED IT LL OUT WELL
UNTILL
I HEARD THIS SYREN TYPE BELL
AND THEN TWO GUYS CAME RUNNING OUT YELLING
SO I RAN
BUT THEY RAN FASTER
I WASNT GOING TO GIVE UP FOR I WAS THE MASTER
I KICKED THEM BUT THEY KICKED HARDER
I PULLED THEIR HAIR
BUT THEY PULLER HARDER
THEY GABBED ME BY THE ARMS AND SAID YOUR PRETTY GOOD FOR A STARTER
MY PLAN WASNT WORKING OUT THE RIGHT WAY
I JERKED AND TRIED TO GET AWAY
BUT THEY HAND-CUFFED ME AND SAID
OH NO GRANDMA YOUR GOING BACK TO THE HOME
