I'm sorry to say it...

Your face is probably the most ugliest thing I have ever seen.
I'm sorry to say it, but it's the truth,
I'm not trying to be mean.

You walk down the halls,
And people just can't help but stop and stare,
You belong in a zoo,
Because your looks are just so rare.

I don't think I've ever seen,
Another as hideous as you.
Or one that made my skin crawl,
Or that reeked too.

I'm sorry to say it,
But if you put a paper bag over your face,
People would still turn and run,
Like they're in a Marathon or race.

Your looks they frighten,
Just about everyone they see,
It has a life of it's own,
That just looks so freaky.

I'm writing this,
Because I just can't get over how ugly you are.
I can see your ugliness,
Radiating from afar.

So you'd be better to not think,
That your the finest thing around,
Because you'd be better to just,
Stick your head in the ground.

Hey, who knows,
Maybe one day you won't look so sad.
But then again,
I don't think all the money in the world can fix something that looks that bad.