Freddy's Nightmare

What's wrong, Freddy?
I woke up screaming.
Why did you do that?
I dreamed of your ex.

What happened, Freddy?
She chewed up my claw.
Oh, jeez, Freddy, sorry.
Yup, and she hurt Jason.

Sorry, I didn't know.
All hell is in total panic!
She said she was off her Prozac.
Oh, God, why did she do that?

She said it made her a zombie.
But she was such a nice zombie.
I know theres no pleasing her.
I hope she isn't contagious.

There is no telling
where she will strike next.
Those Walt Disney movies.
I know, scary, huh?

Oh, God, yes!
Same movies over and over.
I know, I can't get them
out of my head.

Sometimes, you sound like her.
Now you scaring me, Freddy.
Aha, thank you, not lost my touch.
Go, back to sleep, Freddy.