Smelly Man

You fat, ugly f:u:c:k,
Go change your d:a:m:n shirt,
I don't want to smell you,
You gross little turd.

I swear Ill come find you,
And give you some soap.
To give all the people,
A mere chance of hope.

You ruin the sunshine,
You sweat like a pig.
The warm sunny days,
When you come, we say ick

So go on a diet,
And buy some new clothes.
Because the simple word SLIM-FAST
Makes a big difference, you know.