A Mini Guide to Relationships

It's not you, it's me
Well it means you
We should get together sometime
Well we really shouldn't
I'll call you
Sorry, I have better things to do
That was fun, we should do it again
You ruined my night, freak
I love you
This means I just want to sleep with you
A song I sing with special words
Hey, just trying to get rid of my hate
A sudden kiss in front of my ex-boyfriend
I'm not over him, I miss him!

Use some of these things
To be nice to your hated date/date
And others don't use at all
Or else your relationship will break
And tumble
And crumble
And fall