Valentineâ??s Day is an excuse
To let them giggle and â??loveâ??
Sent from something above
Like a 16-ton weight
Thatâ??s fallen on your face
Itâ??s no wonder they call it love
Theyâ??ve been brainwashed by PINK
A malevolent color, I think
With every card so covered in hearts
One couldnâ??t help but tear it apart
So on this ever celebrated day
Which you love as much as I
With no lover, with no guy
**** them, â??cause theyâ??ll die too!
