If I could
I would put Ex-lax in his food
So everytime he'd eat, It'd go right through
If I could
If I could
I'd put Nair in his shampoo
He would be bald without a clue
If I could
If I could
I would make all his tires go flat
And I am so very sure that he'd be quite upset about that
If I could
If I could
I'd tie and knot all of his shoe laces together
When he'd trip I'd laugh with a he he he and a ha ha ha
Laughter makes everything feel better
If I could :)~
Ok then.......uh, I didn't personally like it, I didn't think that if u were really that mad that u would tie his shoelaces together, but whatever......
