Don't mess with a drag queen, baby

(I dressed up like Mae West one time
at a Narcotics Anonymous dance, lol.
Some women got jealous with me cause
I got more dances then some of them, lol.
You would of just had to been there, lol.
Mae is sent in by show 'Cheaters', lol.)

Don't mess with a drag queen, baby
because I will try on all your clothes.
Hmmm, what we got here?
I like the way it stretches.
Jeez, what a tight fit.

Hey, I seen this watch before
and where did you get this tie?
Click, taking evidence pictures.
Oh, this should do nicely.
Yes, this should be impressive.

Oh, my, check this out!
A diary, oh , cool.
Flipping through the pages.
Jeez, such language
I just can't believe this.

Rip, uh oh, that wasn't
supposed to happen.
I will just take this off
and no one will be the wiser.
I better be careful.

I wonder what this is?
Oh, cool, lipstick.
I sit down in front
of the mirror.
Puckering and applying.

Hmmm, letters, I better look.
We got you now, honey.
You won't get out of this one.
Yup, the evidence is staggering.
Caught red handed in the cookie jar.

I hear someone coming
as I hide in the closet.
Hmmm, a male voice
in a woman's room
time for me to check out.

I will just grab these ear rings
because I know she won't be back
for a while at-least.
Oh, and this teddy
I just got to have.