Tid Bits Of Insanity

I like to get on a crowded elevator and ask if anyone knows how to defuse a bomb,
I like to think life is one big musical so I randomly break into song,

I like to smell gasoline,
I like to hide cameras in public restrooms where they can't be seen,

I like to call up PBS telethons and tell them I'm watching for free,
I like to call up total strangers and say hey it's me,

I like to run naked through the streets at night,
I like to wear a wig and pretend I'm one of the Olsen twins when I write,

I like to go to McDonald's and ask them if for soy-lent green,
I like to give out laxatives for Halloween,

I like to end my poems with random words,
quietly,clock,fire,orange,airplane,birds