A drunken mother,
A cheating father,
A criminal brother,
A s l u t t y sister.
What more problems could your family be in?
But don't worry, Small Child,
You will be safe,
As long as you don't act like them.
It must be hard,
To have a mother like that.
Never home when you need her.
Out in the bars,
Just drinking that beer.
But please, Small Child, there's no need to fear.
You know I'm always here.
It must be hard,
To have a father like that.
Never home when you need him.
Out with other women,
Always getting laid.
But please, Small Child, don't be afraid.
You know I'm always here.
It must be hard,
To have a brother like that.
Never home when you need him.
Committing all those crimes,
Getting pulled off to jail.
But please, Small Child, there's no need to fear.
You know I'm always here.
It must be hard,
To have a sister like that.
Never home when you need her.
Going to parties, wearing those tight clothes,
Also, like her father, getting laid.
But please, Small Child, don't be afraid.
You know I'm always here.
A drunken mother,
A cheating father,
A criminal brother,
A s l u t t y sister.
What more problems could your family be in?
But don't worry, Small Child.
You will be safe.
Just please,
Don't act like them.
