I Hate Barney !!

by Eyes_Of_Rain   Nov 14, 2005


I Hate Barney !!

It's true I cannot lie, about all of this anymore,
I honestly do despise, that big purple dinosaur.
I hate that damn song, and if I hear it once more,
He'll be but a greasy spot, rubbed into the floor!

I hate that dumb song, he sounds like a jackass
Every time I hear that voice, so vile and so crass
I want to tackle and kill, that retarded purple mass
Beat him good then see, if he still talks out his ass

He's far from being smart, I truly just don't get it,
How can kids listen to him, even for one minute?
Do parents not smell shit, if they're standing in it?
This attitude may be wrong, but I'll recommend it!!

What I really want to see, if I ever get the chance,
Is Barney in old sparky, doin' the neutron dance!!

~NOTE~
Just in case you don't know...Old Sparky is the electric chair in King's book The Green Mile.

~Sherry~

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  • 19 years ago

    by Matters

    Haha I was laughing... I especially liked how you said "I wasnt to tackle an then kill that retarded purple mass.." At that I was holding the stitch in my side. Wow, that is the greatest funny poem I've ever read. Full points, of course.

    On your comment correction for my poem "Ironic Love," I purposefully meant for it to be like that. It was supposed to be all irony, hence the title. I thank you for your concern though.

    ______________________________Matt________________

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