Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day her teacher, a Nun called on her while she was napping. "Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?" When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, seated behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "God Almighty!" shouted Mary and the Nun said, "Very good" and Mary feel back asleep. A while later the Nun asked Mary, "Who is our Lord and Savior?" But Mary didn't stir from her slumber. Once again, little Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again."Jesus Christ!" shouted Mary, "Very good" said the Nun and Mary feel back asleep. Then the Nun asked her a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after they had their twenty-third child?" This time Mary jumped up and shouted, "If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!" The Nun fainted....
