Queen Kong Barbie

I got these two granddaughters.
They were about three and four
at the time.
Cute little angels that
aren't co cute all the time, ha ha.
Some times they are real pains
like any child can be.
Well, I found this Barbie doll
that was like four foot tall that
someone had thrown away.
I found it was a collectors item
and to think it was just thrown away.
I had clean it up cause the hair
was all matted and it needed cleaned real bad.
So I washed it up and got old baby clothes
that fit it from the grand daughters.

My wife at the time
God rest her soul
would get mad at me
and say just go sleep
with your Barbie, ha ha.
I had so much fun
teasing her with this doll
and it was like a
game with us.
She would get mad at me
and say just go talk
to your Barbie, ha ha.
I had the Barbie
all dolled up
and the doll
was real pretty
but eventually
the doll
I guess
really got to her.

So one day
the grand daughters
came over
and noticed
the big Barbie doll.
They wanted my Barbie doll!
They had their
little barbies
and I thought
what the heck
I would play with them.
So here comes
Queen Kong Barbie
walking all over
their little barbies, ha ha.
They would just laugh
and giggle and really
cut up.
We want your
Barbie doll, uncle.

No, that is my Barbie doll
and you can't have it, ha ha.
Aw, come on dear
let them have
the Barbie doll.
Finally,
I gave in
and let the little brats
have it, ha ha.
But you know what
I still think
of that time
playing with them.
And I want my Barbie back!