Mr Melon

Buying a melon, what a funny thing
I stand and watch all those around me
Shake the melon, hear the seeds
If they are loose that melon is for you
A lady likes to smell the melons
Such a funny sight, this one or that
Everyone is watching in surprise
Smell she says, it will taste just right
We all begin smelling and dropping melons
Have to chose one that is just right
Shake and smell, the choice is hard
Oh tasty melon come to me
Let my choice be right, this one or that
Shaking so hard I bang it to my head
Ouch, did anyone see that?
I just wanted a sweet and juicy melon!