20 best anit-social behaviors

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1 excuse yourself to go to the bathroom come back soaking wet and offer no explanation

2 claim you must wear a bicycle helmet all the time as part of your "astronaut training"

3 just mutter the words"can't get away, can't hide" over and over again

4 Hide in a dark corner mumbling curses

5 Take a "sabbatical" from bathing (that means not to bath based on your religion or something like that)

6 Start walking your cat on a leash. When looked at funny or asked why sick your cat on them

7 Screaming "Attack of the flying monkeys" at random people

8 At the gym tell an employee you cloths got stolen. Then when your asked to give a description of them describe what they are wearing

9 Start practicing the ancient art of light brite

10 When someone talks to you cover your ears and say "lalalalala..." until they leave

11 phone everyone you know and tell them to stop calling you

12 Listen to elevator music on repeat. LOUD

13 scream " I know you are but what am I"at the top of your lungs every hour on the hour

14 When people walk by hide behind a fire hydrant and pretend they cant see you

15 ask every one you see that isn't smiling if they need a hug

16 every time you see a co-worker say"we meet again" and laugh evilly

17 yell at the ants on your lawn to leave you alone

18 answer your phone by saying "can't talk right now, busy dancing

19 at the zoo, talk to the monkeys as if you were visiting a loved one in prison

20 as someone exits the elevator whisper "I love you" as the door closes