Bush

As i rub the rose spikes along my hairy long red......anyway, i think back to the last time i cooked tea for my washing machine. I got a pad and joted ideas about \'things what not to do, at BP\'.

1) Don\'t mention Mobil low prices.
2) Don\'t go to the til with no pants on (i did that once, it wasn\'t pretty when you got 10 cops hold guns at you).

3) Don\'t put sugar in your gas tank, If i only new it didn\'t make the car go faster....sad....other wise i could of used the 2kg bag of sugar for my cooking.

4) Don\'t remove your wheels and try to drive off.

5) Always...Always!...........don\'t rub your.............willy, and shake hands with everybody at the station.

6) Don\'t say to some \"hey i know you\" and walk off.

Thanx for your time, Its been great, Pitty i can\'t type the other 4 due to i\'m rubbing my hairy crack, Man its itchy.

note: Don\'t sniff your hand after rubbing your but!!.