Big bird is yellow
what a swell little fellow
careful what you say today
that hamburgler might steal your hamburger
cookie monster looks real hungry
run away or it will be your cookie
dont think these warnings are fake
cuz w/out this ur bound to make a mistake
cuz when Ronald mcdonald founded mcdonald
it was built on the grave of the forsaken hamburger
its meat was greasy
and buns were not soft
for no person would buy it
it looked a little bit off
so there it sat
in a dirty greasy vat of fat
crying to the empty fry container to the left
and sobbing to the big mac to the right
later that night ronald went home
only to see his wife was all gone
nowhere in sight
he assumed she ran off in the dark and fretful night
he went to bed
hoping she wasnt dead
dreaming of the forsaken hamburger
lonely and moldy under mcdonalds
tonight was the night
it would return
to claim what was its rightful place
in a mcdonalds wrapper
not caring it was moldy
not caring it wouldnt be eaten
only caring how anyone ever could have beaten it
well theres the story
of how mcdonalds sells nasty hmaburgers
the forsaken hamburger returned only to scare ronald so bad
that he sells any hamburger no matter how gross it is...haha
\"I WAS SOO BORED DONT WORRY i dont always write this bad hehe
