Ketchup - secretly taking over the world

by hungry4choc   Dec 4, 2005


Ketchup is secretly taking over the world
no-one really knows
but trust me when you learn this,
you'll be staring at your toes

Ketchup is bring other food down
under the fake name of tomato sauce
It's taking over other food
making itself the boss

Tomato Sauce is taking over food
It's used in lots of dishes
spaghetti, hot dogs, chicken,
so experienced, maybe even fishes

If yet you don't believe me
You'll believe this
While at the airport
I heard my aunt hiss

"you can't eat fries without ketchup"
So off she ran to get more sauce
That's when I should have realized
but I could've eaten a horse

BUT THERE IS A WAY TO STOP KETCHUP FROM TAKING OVER THE WORLD!!!

My mum hates ketchup
"sauce on clothes stains!"
She can't really get off
even when it rains

My sister hate ketchup
"It has too much taste!"
If you put it on food near her
It'll got to waste

So all we have to do is
STAND UP TO TOMATO SAUCE!!
Join together as a team,
we'll show ketchup who's boss!

(Please comment! I'll return the favor)

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  • 17 years ago

    by hungry4choc

    Lol
    thanks
    =]

  • 17 years ago

    by Stephanie Naylor

    Lolololololol, thats funny, very interesting,

  • 19 years ago

    by Lenny

    Lol thats quite amusing. But Im afraid its TOMATO SAUCE FOR LIFE!!!!!!!!