Jerry Springer

Jerry Springer
what a pal
with his own talk show
he's everyone's pal

Always on at four
the whole world a bait
idolized by all
the man you love to hate

He puts people on his stage
unstable or just nuts
makes them talk about their lives
spilling out their guts

The audience cheers
not one sympathetic
all of them grateful
their life's not that pathetic

Then the show is over
and the ratings are flying
leaving his guests
embarrassed and crying

Buy hey thats t.v.
never a bore
we'll all wait until tomorrow
when his shows back on at four