Brad Pitt: THE LOSER

Do you know Jennifer Aniston?
I feel sorry for her
She ran away from marriage
From Brad Pitt, that stupid piece of turd

Angelina Jolie might be sexy
But I can't believe
Why she would do something
To make poor Jennifer grieve

That stupid Brad Pitt
That freaking idiot player
Doesn't know what he lost
He couldn't be any gayer

After watching Mr. and Mrs. Smith
I gagged and choked in disgust
I wanted to kick Mr. Smith in the groin
And leave him crying in the dust

Even though they've broken up
She still remains strong
And Jennifer, instead of smiling at him
You should kick his dingdong

I hope this is not offensive to any of you people who support Brad Pitt, it was just for the fun of it.