Im attracted to the bright light
Thats why I open the door
Its not the food, oh no
Its not that I want more
Its the bright light that attracts me
Oh no, Its not the cheese
Not the bacon or the ice cream
Ill just have the salad please
Im telling you, its the bright light
Its not the custard or the pies
You can see Im just big boned
Got naturally chubby thighs
I cant help liking the light
Im telling the truth I swear
Its not the leftover pizza
Cos Id rather have a juicy pear
I know there was some pasta
I just dont know where Its gone
I was just looking at the light again
Ive done nothing wrong
Its strange that Im obsessed
With the light inside the door
As I leave the bedroom light off
And dont look in the mirror no more
