Pleasure Town.

by Not Bulletproof   Dec 5, 2005


Today I saw an alien, and I got a love erection,
After he had given me an injection.
I discovered that aliens made me hawt,
So I ended up in the backroom touching my private spot.
The room filled with white streamers,
Forgive me, I'm a creamer.
I blamed the spiders and went on my way,
I looked outside and saw a beautiful day.

I bumped into a lady who was looking rather shady.
I took her by the hand and led her to my land,
Called Pleasure Town.

Pleasure Town, yeah, this is Pleasure Town.
Touch me now.
Why wait for the sun to go down?
(Love me, love me, love me, love me, love me, love me)

I turned and saw a man, who had a splendid tan.
I went to shake his hand, as he saw the love stains on my pants.
He winked at me and smiled lovingly,
He stroked my cheek and I lost all words to speak.

There was not much time to think, I bent him over across the sink.
I got his dimensions down,
And I took him to Pleasure Town.

Pleasure Town, oh yeah, Pleasure Town.
F#ck me now.
Until the sun goes down.
(Love me, love me, love me, love me, love me, love me. HARD)

This all started with an erection, who knew it'd lead to prostitution?
I must find a solution for my sexual confusion.
I'll never love again, within the Pleasure Town.

Adam Wright & Sarah Gammon ©
11/04/05

This is just for shits and giggles.
Thanks for reading -xxx-.

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  • 19 years ago

    by Jackie

    Very funny keep writing

  • 19 years ago

    by Sarah

    That was hilarious but I couldn't really laugh out loud cause my sis was in the room and she would want to know what I was reading and well....yea....you don't really care. lol Anyways keep it up. :)

    TAKE CARE-
    stargazer38

  • 19 years ago

    by alicia

    Lol, that was great made me laugh, keep up the good work, take care.

  • 19 years ago

    by RObC

    Kwel

  • 19 years ago

    by avery

    Haha.
    I like it.