Product Guarantee

Is this relationship guaranteed?
The provisions list doesn't cover
accidental damage or misuse

Is there a manual to follow to make it work right?
Who claims liability for damages
Him or me?

How long will this relationship work?
Will defects arise due to faulty materials, or will it be from workmanship?
Who will repair it during the 12 months
You or me?

Is love just a product guarantee,
if so, who will come and fix me?