Santa's Booboo

Santa's Booboo

Santa must have gotten hot last night
He left his coat behind
After he drank all the milk in sight

Santa must be polite
He took his boots off
Left them by the fireplace
Before setting up presents last night

Santa must think daddy needs clothes
He left his pants behind
Under the Christmas tree

Santa must be blind
We found his glasses
Stuck under the love seat

Santa must be cold by now
Tucked half way under the rug
His underwear was found

At least Santa has his hat
Oh no
He left it in Daddy's
Pick-em up truck

Mrs. Clause is really going to be mad
How is Santa going to explain
He has no clothes left

Hope poor Santa
Does not freeze
He is flying around
Totally naked
If you know what I mean

---Sherry Lynn Hull Richardson