Soup

I love my soup,
oh so much,
believe it or not,
i eat it whilst i poop.

i slurp it all day,
with a spoon
and a straw,
"this is good!" i say.

nobody seems to care,
about my fetish,
with my soup,
So i do not share.

My soup pleases me,
my Campbells chicken noodle soup,
the chunks of chicken and such,
for my soup, is all i plea