I would.

I would climb a highest mountain
with bare hands not even one glove,
and then build a fountain,
if it would win your love.

i would eat a million oysters
although i have an allergy
i would start calling my dad sir
if you would finally love me.

i would become famous,
a mighty star
fly to Uranus
if i could sit with you in your car.

i would right a million songs
just like Brittany Spear
if you would forgive my wrongs
and lightly slap my rear.

see i would do anything
if it would help
well, nearly everything
except sacrifice myself.