I Am Me

I am lazy.
I'm boy crazy.
I listen to Eminem AND Toby Keith.
I always seem to have food in my teeth.
I have holes in almost all of my socks.
None of the doors in my house have locks.
I have a new fling every week.
If you smell something, its my feet.
I get good grades in most of my classes.
I see two of everything without my glasses.
I love my friends with all my heart,
and I cry when we\'re too far apart.
I have split ends like you wouldn\'t believe.
I straighten my hair so much it\'s crispy.
I've caught myself on fire before.
I like movies with lots of gore.
I worry that I weigh too much.
One of my best friends is my secret crush.
I bite my nails till they\'re too short.
Cheerleading is my favorite sport.
My favorite color is lime green.
My favorite country song is kerosene.
When I'm at home I eat like a pig,
But at school I barely eat a thing.
I like tacos with extra cheese.
I like things that are really spicy.
My friends are too nice to admit that I'm fat.
I have fun dropkicking my cat.
I love winter but i hate the snow.
The Fairly Odd Parents is my favorite show.
When I see blood my knees give out.
When I get excited I tend to shout.
I love rollercoasters but I\'m afraid of heights.
I get in way too many fights.
I'm not afraid to tell my secrets to you.
All these things about me are true.