I want me a red neck man
but not the leader of the Ku Klux Klan
he needs to be fit and sturdy
the kind that likes to get down and dirty
he needs to be taller than me
like around 6 foot 3
"i wanna like what i see"
he needs to know how to fight
and we would stay up every night
he would never shed a tear
especially when he shoots a dear
he needs to know how to treat a laddie
and just hope to god he ain't like slim shady
we would stay up all night drinking whiskey and bear
until it becomes a new year
