Good-bye, Tina

I turn another corner--just as I suspected. You're already there.
How can we get you to go away? Make fun of your stupid hair?
Just drop the word and we'll give it our best try.
We'll do anything to get rid of you, and when we do, I think I'll cry.

You're always begging my for my attention,
but when we talk, there's way too much tension.
Besides, I can't get a word in edgewise!
You just have to sit and rate the sexiness of all the guys!

Sorry, but I have to let you go.
You have too much energy anyway. That's not natural, and please, don't hug me as you go.
Farewell, as much as I hate to see you go away,
because you'll go buddy up with someone else and harass them until their realizing day.

The horrid cycle never really ends.
That's why you think you have so many friends.
Good-bye at last. This couldn't have happened too soon.
Just go bother somebody else until you've driven crazy everyone under the moon!