Retired Playa

Dear baby girl,

I have a confession
that might pull us apart,
but I can't hide it anymore
so let me go ahead and start.

I know how you
feel about me,
and how, for me,
you'll do anything.

It's nothing that
you did wrong
but I've been cheating
on you all along.

The first person was
way back then
before she became
your best friend.

It happened so fast and
she couldn't get her way
so she came to you
to make me pay.

the 2nd person was
only for the comfort,
but she found out about you
and her feelings I did hurt.

She wanted to tell you so badly
because she thought it was a sin.
It really did feel like one because
she happens to be your cousin.

Remember when she
became pregnant?
Well, I really thought
it was mines for a minute.

But it turned out to
be her ex-boyfriend's
and because of it
they're back together again.

There's one more person
I didn't even mention.
For some reason between
y'all there's a lot of tension.

It happened at a party
where I got drunk
and even though we did it
her kitten really stunked.

Hiding all these secrets
are killing me
and I'm ashamed to admit
that I did it with your worst enemy.

I'm telling you
this for a reason
because I want to be faithful,
I'm tired of cheating.

Please don't break up with me
give me another chance
because I want to prove to
you that I'm your perfect man.

Love retired playa