It has been over two thousand years
and still you carry a grudge.
I have cried over a zillion tears
and still in this hell I trudge.
I screwed up by challenging you
and you cast me down here.
I have seen so many fall from grace
and some for just drinking beer.
You sent your only son to the cross
but at least he visited after the grave.
Yeah, you showed me who is boss
but is that any way to behave.
I thank you for the friends you sent me
and we are so much alike.
But we used to be like family
and they never told me to take a hike.
You got pissed cause you didn't get your way.
OK, so I messed up your world with some fruit.
But isn't it time for us to have a new day?
So you don't like my jokes but I think they're cute.
