Man in a Van

There once was a man

he lived in a van

he had no home

not even a phone

the door wouldn't slide

his name was Clyde

his life was a shame

but he wasn't to blame

his van didn't drive

but he was alive

he once had a son

and a wife he called hon

but they died

and he cried

then along came a man who was black

his name was jack

he shot Clyde in the head

and Clyde is now dead