Dinner With Death

by Ashleigh Skye   Jan 2, 2006


Everyone says that death is scary,
but I know now that it's a lie,
because he came to dinner today,
just appeared right out of the sky.

When my mom saw him she started to cry,
begged him to let her be,
said she wasn't ready to go just yet,
cause she still had to look after me.

Death just glided toward the table,
and to our astonishment he took a seat,
then I saw a twinkle in my mother's eyes,
as she continued preparing the meat.

Unsure of what was going on,
I took my seat next to death,
and after a few moments of silence,
I heard my mother release her breath.

Next thing I knew the roast was on the table,
and the wine was flowing free,
everyone seemed happy,
my mother, death, and me.

Death complimented on her cooking,
as my mother passed him some more,
next thing I knew it was three hours later,
and death was walking out the door.

My mom gave him a doggie bag,
and he said that he cooking would do the world good,
and when she closed the door on her "guest",
we both just sat where we stood.

The silence was broken with my mother's laughter,
and I think I heard her say,
"Well if this roast can save me from death,
then it's sure good enough for the P.T.A."

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  • 17 years ago

    by Jenni Marie

    AHAHAHAHAHA!
    This had me in giggles while reading it.
    I loved the ending, I wasn't expecting it to be that.
    This was very original, when I saw the title you asked me to comment I thought it was going to be a sad or dark poem I didn't expect it to be a funny one, but you did a marvelous job!

  • 17 years ago

    by Leanne

    Lmao i loved this poem!!!
    Totally unexpected, didn't think it would be a funny one when you asked me to comment it, i really enjoyed reading it, makes a change from the usual ones i read. Brilliant and a definate 5/5 from me, flowed well and the rhyming was spot on. I especially liked the ending about the PTA haha :D

  • 18 years ago

    by sarah

    Brilliant piece of wrk, def another 5 vote, I love the wording used, and the it just ncely flows keep writing and take care hun sarah x

  • 18 years ago

    by Allison

    That was so funny. Keep up the good work. *5/5*

  • 18 years ago

    by Nici

    Thank you for bringing a smile to my face.

    Keep writing
    Nici