True friends ( i didnt write this )

*when you are sad-i will help you get drunk and plot revenge on the sorry bastard that made you sad
*when you are blue-i will try to dislodge whatever is choking you
*when you smile-i know you finally got laid
*when you are scared-i will rag on you every chance i get
*when you are worried-i will tell you how much worse it could be and to quit whinning
*when you are confsed-i will use little words
*when you are sick-stay the hell away from me i dont want what you got
*when you fall-i will point and laugh at your clumsy ass!!!