Friday night(funny)

I had too much 2 drink,
just like the lastcouple nights,
started smoking this cigarette,
without even a light,

so im sitting there cocked,
puffin on this thing that aint lit,
i look out the corner of my eye,
and c this beautiful bi**h,

now i take a couple puffs,
reach and flick the ash,
dig in my pockets,
and pull out my cash,

i order a henny on the rox,
and a coors lite,
sippin on the henney,
thinking about the nite,

then i sit at the bar,
and look over again,
now not only shes staring
but so is her friend,

i order another drink,
and thought of what to say,
didnt think of sh**,
but went over anyway,

so i walk on over,
like im king shit,
said my name is pj,
do u mind if i sit,

shockingly she said \"no\",
and handed me a light,
smiled and asked,
were u gonna smoke that all night..