"i want it long, straight, curly, fuzzy, snaggy, shaggy, ratty, matty, oily, greasy, fleecey, shining, gleaming, steaming, flaxen, waxen, knotted, polka-dotted, twisted, beaded, braided, powdered, flowered, and confettied, tangled, bangled, spangled and spaguettied!"

*ahem*...sorry about that - sporadic quote from the musical Hair. this sort of reminded me of it