Perfect Man

I have decided to find my perfect guy
Although they may be in rather short supply
In the yellow pages I looked to see
The flawless man just for me
Unfortunately I could not find
A perfect guy of any kind
I typed a search in yahoo
'Man of my dreams' would surely do
But all that the search did discover
Was dating agencies and a paying lover
I placed an advert in The Times
'Perfect guy wanted. No Frankensteins'
But only an awful man replied
When asked if I was still single, I lied
So my desperate search went onto the street
Looking for guys I would like to meet
But hurried, worried or married they all were
Yet still my determination did not deter
I will find my perfect man
Because I know that I can
In the world outside he is there
Now all I have to do is find where...