I got a sweet-tooth,
for ding-dongs & cupcakes,
also got a pretty smile,
but all my teeth are fakes,
once i great while,
i enjoy some laffy-taffy,
but my teeth fall out,
and my friends all laugh at me,
yea i love candy,
its fine and dandy,
ill eat anything sweet,
anyone hands me,
well the candy store,
off me made a killen,
i spent $100s on candy,
10yrs later $100s on fillens,
its all good,
candy was a big expenditure,
left me spending my money,
on some off white dentures..
if u think this one is funny read "friday night"or "i love ex.lax they r 10x funnier
