Yo' mamma!

Yo Momma:

like Chinese food: sweet, sour and cheap!

so poor she can't afford to pay attention!

so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, and she said, "Moving."

so stupid she lost her shadow.

so slow it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.

so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jiff.

when I asked her to purchase me a Color TV she asked me...which color?'

so poor she does drive by shootings on the bus.

is so fat she deep fries her toothpaste.