You so dumb!

YOU SO DUMB:

that you think harass is two words.

you put a quarter in a parking meter and started shouting, "Hey! Where's my gum-ball!?"

that when your crack was stolen, you reported it to the police!

you need a recipe to boil water.

when you got a haircut you put a band-aid on it.

you tried to commit suicide by jumping out of the basement window.

You bought a solar powered flashlight!

You though Boyz II Men was a daycare center.

You thought meow mix was a CD for cats.

you got stabbed in a shoot-out. (lmao!!)

you missed the 44 bus, and took the 22 bus twice instead.

you cant dial 911 because theres no '11' on your phone

You thought you needed a token to get on the soul train